Wednesday, December 12, 2007

All your Quaffers ARE BELONG TO ME!!!

Beers bitches! Make no attempt to adjust your internet connection! We have seized control. This is a coup d'état. This is a golpe del estado. (well... uhh... at least until Alan gets back from vacation...)

This month: BULLER'S PUB!

NO! Not THAT one!

Not the pansy-ass excuse for a beer garden in RECCCOLLLLETAAA...

I'M TALKIN' DOWNTOWN! THE ONE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT!

MICROCENTRO!!! Paraguay 428

No shaving! No mentioning the "Scottish Play" or you will buy a round for the group! NO EXCUSES! The constitution and legislature have been dissolved! You will assemble at Buller's, Paraguay 428, at 8pm, Thursday the 20th of December!

Christmas? CHRISTMAS! Christmas has been suspended! Well...at least until the 24th or 25th or...whatever!

TRAINS to Retiro Station! Subway to San Martin... or FORCED MARCH from the subte linea B at Leandro N. Alem (...whatever works best for you.)

COLLECTIVOS! Man the collectivos! The 6! The 7! The 9! The 20! The 22! The 23! The 26! The 28! The 33! The 45! The 50! The 54! The 56! The 62! The 70! The 91! The 115 The 126! The 130! The 132! The 142! The 150! The 152! You can even take the 963 for cryin' out loud!

GRETCHEN! Don't pour me my usual "cuban breeze"! I'm going to drink BEER with the insurgency!

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Great!!!

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When?

Unknown said...

Alan left town?

I bet he´s flying first class from all those penis pills he was selling.

We should ask him upon his return if the bubbly tastes any different up there?

Alan Patrick said...

No need to wait until I return!

I can confirm that Coca Cola Zero does indeed taste the same in Delta economy as it does on tierra firma!

When I get back from the UK, I may well have some interesting bottles of real ale with me. We could do a tasting sometime... :-)

Unknown said...

You know, there is a reason Alan is the leader. Who could not love a guy who brings back real ale from the old country and is willing to share it?

Scott said...

hey so what happenend to all of the quaffers? i dig the blog but it seems as if it has been abandoned.

Proposed. Vote below.

The Chairman, in his wisdom, has proposed an excellent venue and date for our next General Congress: Cossab in Barrio Boedo, entre Carlos Calvo y Jose Marmol. - "it has a great selection of beers on tap and in bottles, plus on Wednesdays I believe they have a very good "Pizza Libre" deal. It's also cheaper than Cruzat." There are also planned contingencies for car-pool, bus-pool, subway-pool. What say ye? Vote below.

Proposed: Wednesday, October 17 at Cossab (in Boedo)

Looks like we've got our work cut out for us. Mr. Chairman, I move that we convene another General Congress for the specific purpose of reviewing one or more of the beers in the big list below.

You can click multiple items in the poll. Pick a week you would prefer. Then pick a day you would prefer. Then we'll try and narrow the month down to a few popular dates. Then we can vote again. Give it a shot!

Help Choose the Date of the Next General Congress